โdoes me face not speak 4 itself ? I thought a picture wuz worth 1K wordsโฆ๐ญ g2g back to da mulch box b4 Doug (my Great Dane BFFFFF beats me 2 my hole)โ
โI am faculty, pupil, and residentโda total package ๐ฆ For reals! Me daddy is a teacher here & we get 2 sleep ๐ every night on da 2nd floor ๐ก! #NBD #actuallyitis
โHow am I suppose 2 sum up what I am to dis school in a few sentences? ๐ค Iโll just name a few words... 
#OG #FoundingDogFather #6thGradeStudentโฆ
#MomGotATattooOfMyPawArt"
"Da magic Skewl Bus is my favorite way to start da day ๐ ! Mark my wordz, once I get my drivers license, I iz applying for da bus driver position! I woof dis place and my mummy does too โค๏ธโ
"Put ya ๐พ n da air like yu don't care, say heyyyy! Oh, hi dur. Iโm Mia. My favorite activity is starring in โญ๏ธ๐ฌ movie trailers, me & my sister are natural born talents! And no, I'm not signing autographs at dis โฐ, still learning to write me name...โ
"Ever dug to ๐จ๐ณ without yur parents ๐ฃ๏ธ at ya? Didn't think so. BUTTS HERE they let yu be what ui iz and do what yu are born 2 doโฆ be a ๐ถ! #MulchBox for lyfe.โ
"I woof being able to play, play, PLAY, all day @ skewl ๐ I get 2 explore around da real yard ๐พ ๐ชต๐ฑ and im notorious for starting da game of tag in recess. If you iz running behind me watch out! I may or may not crop dust yu ๐จ๐"
"I basically run dis joint ๐ก everyone knows Iโve been king of recess since 2019๐ถ๐ I purdy much know all da ins & outs! Dare u to try to break my ๐ record attendance! 
PS:  #tbh dis is like my 14th school ๐ธ so I demanded this 1 to be extra artsyโ
โUm hi durโฆ yea I am dying to be a #doghousepupil ๐ฆ๐ but so far Iโve only attended recess as a special guest appearance for da class...โ